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        C# Fm Bbm Bbm7 - F# B Bbm Bbm7 - (F# B Bbm F#/F# F#/F#)

I read the news today  - Oh boy

About a lucky man      - Who made the grade

And though the news    - Was rather sad

Well, I just had to laugh - … - I saw the photograph

… - He blew his mind out  - In a car

    He didn't notice   - That the lights had changed

A crowd of people      - Stood and stared

They'd seen his face before - Nobody was really sure

If he was from the House of Lords    ╔═════════════╗

I saw a film today     - Oh boy      ║   A Day in  ║

The English Army - Had just won the war  the Life  ║

A crowd of people      - Turned away ║ The Beatles ║

But I just had to look - Having read the book ═════╝

[Glissando] F# F# - (C C# D# F - F# G G# Bb x3) - Bb Bb Bb

I'd love to - Turn you on

                                          [Middle 8]

Woke up, fell out of bed          Bb Bb  Bb G#  -  G#

Dragged a comb across my head     Bb F7 Bb F7 - (F7/…)

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late (uh x4)

Found my coat and grabbed my hat             [Intro]

Made the bus in seconds flat             C# Fm Bbm Bbm7

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke    F# F#  F#  F#

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

                                         [Interlude]

F# F# C# C# - G# G# D# D# - Bb Bb F# F# - C# C# G# G# - D# D# Bb G#>F#

Ah - Aaah - Aaah - Aaah - Ah - Ah - Aah - Aaah - Aah

I read the news today - Oh boy           [Verse] (F#)

Four thousand holes   - In Blackburn, Lancashire

And though the holes  - Were rather small

They had to count them all

Now they know how many holes

It takes to fill the Albert hall         [Glissando]